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Honestly, Does Anyone Here Actually Eat Brussels Sprouts?

Boiled Brussels sprouts are a crime against vegetables. Roasted Brussels sprouts are a revelation.

True Brussels sprouts lovers know that high heat is the secret to transforming these little green gems into something magical. Toss them in olive oil, sprinkle with salt and pepper, spread them on a baking sheet, and roast at 425°F until the outer leaves are crispy and charred and the centers are tender.

The caramelization brings out the natural sweetness. The char adds depth. And suddenly, the vegetable you once avoided becomes the dish you crave.

2. You Have a Favorite Way to Eat Them
Every true Brussels sprouts lover has their go-to preparation. Some like them simple—olive oil, salt, pepper, and a squeeze of lemon. Others go all out.

The classics:

Roasted with balsamic glaze and crispy bacon

Shaved raw into a salad with apples, walnuts, and lemon vinaigrette

Pan-seared with garlic and Parmesan

Tossed with maple syrup and pecans

Sautéed with pancetta and a splash of white wine

If you have a favorite, you’re not alone. The versatility of Brussels sprouts is one of their greatest strengths.

3. You Judge Restaurants by Their Brussels Sprouts
You can tell a lot about a restaurant by how they prepare Brussels sprouts.

If they serve them boiled and soggy? Hard pass. If they roast them until they’re caramelized and crispy? You’re already planning your next visit. Bonus points if they add something unexpected—crispy shallots, a drizzle of honey, or a sprinkle of smoked paprika.

A true Brussels sprouts lover orders them as a side dish every single time. You consider it a test. And you’re always a little disappointed when they’re not done right.

4. You’ve Converted At Least One Brussels Sprouts Hater
If you’ve ever convinced someone who “hates Brussels sprouts” to try them and watched their eyes widen with surprise, you know the feeling.

“It’s actually… good?” they say, confused.

“Yes,” you say. “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you.”

True Brussels sprouts lovers are also evangelists. You’ve converted at least one skeptic—and you’re not stopping there.

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